yes securities

A friend who is a judicious mix of intellect and intuition rooted in wisdom.
He believes that when we seek advice, we don't want to be told which option to choose. He highlights blind spots in our thinking and helps us clarify our priorities.

"YES Securities is the Choice of the Wize people like us"

by Mr. Wize November 24, 2021

Last name, social security #

Mother’s maiden name or birth Father’s last name. Make sure to include first name for clarification.

A series of numbers used to define who you are. Mostly used on job applications, bank statements or background checks. Normally on your W-2 forms.

You will not receive a stimmy without your Last name, social security # matching up. Don’t forget your first name too.

by Regular Quick November 23, 2021

Security Nihilist

Characterized by an assertion that each individual control to improve the security of an application is not perfect and can be defeated they are all pointless to attempt to implement

Pat is a Security Nihilist, wouldn't even put a password in an app to access bank accounts.

by leavemealoneidontcareaboutthis June 28, 2023

Secure-a-load

To make sure your man has ejaculated in you before he's left alone for a spell so he doesn't do so with anyone else while you're not there.

"hold up, I'll be right there in a few minutes, I need to secure-a-load real quick."

by DimReflectionofloyalty&Love July 13, 2024

Innovation Inc. Security

A group on Roblox, protecting Innovation Inc and its facilities. Half of the group members are LR In Training though.

Yo, did you join the group on Roblox called Innovation Inc. Security?

Yeah, of course I did, I joined to protect Innovation and its facilities, totally not because I wanted the free gun in Innovation Inc Spaceship!

by foot_ballfan August 14, 2024

Security

Corporate gaslighting used by big tech to justify taking away the consumer's rights and freedom of a product they paid for by locking out aftermarket parts and accessories or even first party parts without the manufacturer's blessing that comes in the form of proprietary software only they have access to.

To ensure the safety and security of our customers, a recent firmware update locks out the use of aftermarket accessories, parts and third party repair to secure the money in our pockets by forcing the user to mail it back to us at their cost so we can charge you up the ass for a poor quality fix and a six month plus turnaround time with no updates.

by 36368876 March 13, 2023

security card

A term used by scammers to refer to gift cards, typically for the company they are impersonating, in order to trick victims into sending them money under the false pretence of keeping their account secure.

Sir, go to your nearest store and buy a $100 security card so your Amazon account won't get hacked.

by childishbeat March 25, 2023