Become a raisin

When you’re in the shower/hot tub for just too long!

Imma become a raisin, wont you take my place?

by greguniverse October 4, 2020

Raisin bran

One person throws up on another's butt and he poops a raisin textured poop on his chest.

She gave me a raisin bran last night.

by Thegamerblocky May 29, 2023

raisin cream pie

An old guys cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins

That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie

by Ethan sparkles March 7, 2023

raisin cream pie

An old guy giving someone a cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins

That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie

by Ethan sparkles March 7, 2023

Raisin

Fool’s chocolate.

I’m so mad! I bought some chocolate chip cookies at my daughters bake sale at school. When I got home, I tried one and they were raisins! I threw that fools chocolate, right in the trash!

by pratorian January 12, 2024

chocolate covered raisin

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.

would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

raisinable

Logical and rational regarding dried grapes.

Combining a large-size container of quick oats wif a standard cylinder-box of dehydrated Thompson Seedless delights creates a raisinable proportions-ratio of cereal and fruit; one then only has to pour out da desired amount of said mixture into a bowl, add milk, and partake of said easy snack.

by QuacksO April 20, 2023