wood pudding

the act of sex, ya know, putting the wood to some little slut.

hey melissa, how bout some wood pudding for dessert?

by Bob and Gee June 14, 2007

pudding cap

When a male ejaculates into a hat of some type, then proceeds to place it on an unsuspecting person's head!

Ew I just got pudding cap'd! I need to shampoo now.

by Jimothy J. Jerkums III September 22, 2007

Giga Pudding

Another word for terminal diabetes. The best way to get a triple bypass surgery. Now coming to McDonald's.

Oh my god you have Giga pudding.

by I💗Hypixel May 18, 2016

pud fag

a person who is stingy with cannabis sativa. the illusive pud fag lives in the basement of his close friends and feeds off their nutella. there have been many famous pudfags despite their disability.
Also known as bruins.

M*** W****** is a pud fag.
God bruin! Yur such a pud fag.
Hey tweek-balls nice being a pud fag.

by Rock Shocka90 September 3, 2007

bread pudding

A dessert made of a very moist and cinnamon flavored bread. Often served with the same icing found on cinnamon rolls as well as vanilla ice cream. A favorite among elderly people. Also happens to be the most delicious dessert ever invent...

Grandma is going to make me some bread pudding.

by 1022 August 19, 2008

pudding sock

A derogatory term for someone very soft and out of shape, with a body that resembles pudding in a sock.

Ryan looks like a pudding sock now that he's packed on the pounds.

by mur7 January 14, 2010

Pud-whistle

The male "piece." Slang for penis.

"Quite right, she did rub my pud-whistle something fantastic."

Can also be used as a verb: "He was pud-whistling again."

by Row-Good Huxley July 16, 2008