Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.

Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:

by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024

matrix media

A word used by severely disabled twitter users who think people are controlled by the “matrix media” to make certain statements against their will.

Twitter user: “Did you hear Dr. Disrespect admitted to being a pedo!?”

Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”

by Ahegaoblunt December 11, 2024

Matrix Juice

Semen of some monster coming from a different dimension.

And he wakes up in the valley three hours later, face down, side of his face full of gravel. Felt something wet... as he gets up he's in a puddle of something. And then he gets up... as he gets up and he starts to wipe and his eyes start to barely crack open, and he smells something that comes from a different dimension, a different side of the numbers. And he feels it in his ass crack, and he takes it and he looks, and it's highlighted green matrix juice you bitch ass nigga. Don't ever ask me to tell you a motherfucking story again. He was just laying there in matrix juice, just a puddle of bust matrix juice from this weird matrix monster that came and fucked him through a different dimension. There's your fucking bedtime story. Take your black ass to bed.

by QWERTY mnbvcxz July 15, 2025

Hot Matrix Nut

"Hot Matrix Nut" is a term used by streamer lowtiergod (ltg) used to describe his ejaculate

"I busted Hot Matrix Nut down ya moms throat, GTAB"

by KaidenLemons#1Fan July 29, 2025

Matrix Babies

Persons born in the age of the internet who interact with it but who are not fully aware of the extreme power and rapidly expanding reach of information collection and propaganda projection system unregulated by democratic controls.

Mark: Those kids are glued to their phones.

Elon: Yeah, and fortunately most of these matrix babies are oblivious to how much information about them is being collected, what is being done with it and how it determines what comes across their screens.

origin: kjl

by kjl100 October 18, 2025

Entering the Matrix

Seeing the math that life is made of.

“And now… We are entering the Matrix.”
-Neo

by 9ordon October 29, 2025

Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025