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Side mission

When you get distracted and do something that you need to do but have been putting off in the middle of another task. Like cleaning the toilet mid getting laundry together. Side-mission.
I completed a side mission today. Instead of finishing putting the dishes away, I made a cake!
by Jesjo January 28, 2024
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plato mission

a way to detect 200000 star systems
plato mission is actually the lowest popular "word" that is shown with popularity but has only one result
by plato! February 3, 2024
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Mission Prep

NOUN - A catholic school (yikes) that raises its tuition every year but despite its climbing debt. Their budget goes towards football first then the diversity scholarships. Having fun taking the same three extra-curricular classes :D
Person 1: I don't feel like going to a shithole like Atascadero Highschool.

Person 2: You could go SLO High.

Person 1: Why would I wanna be a deadbeat, I'll go to Mission Prep!
by Boomba-la-caca August 11, 2021
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Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
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Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.
Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!
by Roadent December 21, 2021
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Fuckshit Mission

It's a mission to acquire drugs.

Your friend picks you up bumping 2 Chainz and says "I just got to make one quick stop" and then you drive around aimlessly for approximately 24-72 hours, making multiple stops but never end up at the plugs. Then they drop you off at your house with no drugs and all you wanna do is sleep for 3 days.
Trever: "I just got to make one quick stop"
Josh: "dude I'm really not in the mood for a Fuckshit Mission"
Trever: "no it'll be quick I promise"

Delaney: " who could we call for a ride to the plugs house? "

Cody: "definitely not Maddi, she'll take us on a Fuckshit Mission"
by Lux1999 March 16, 2022
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Every mission we go on is illegal

What you say during a press meeting if the discussion or brief is about the mission's illegality
Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old

Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal
by Sebastian294 February 21, 2021
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