drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

by cahlchips June 1, 2022

husband

A loving kind peace of shit

dont get a husband

by tyufty December 8, 2021

Shigaraki’s husband

Shigaraki’s husband or more commonly known as Eli. They are happily married and both use neopronouns!

“ This is Eli shigaraki’s husband! “

by Property of Shigaraki December 12, 2021

Sword husband

An attractive mature male who exudes sex appeal, usually with shoulder length brown hair, the likes of which are seen in the characters like Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings saga and Sirius Black in the Harry Potter series. He is masculine, protective, scruffy, grimy, rough and an unattainable sexual fantasy.

I need a sword husband like Aragorn.

Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.

If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.

by wordporn666 January 27, 2022

Aadish's Husband

Avg sociopath aka lamb aka lambda aka Sarthak is the beautiful and smart husband of the beautiful and smart Aadish. They both love each other and will die happily together

Aadish and Aadish's Husband look so good together omg perfect couple

by TheDeontologicalPluralist April 14, 2022

SPENCY(Angel's dusts husband)

Angel dusts husband.. that's about it

SPENCY(Angel's dusts husband) is getting married

by Olliesalivessssss April 15, 2022

Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)

Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.

by a person better than you December 29, 2020