GASH GRANOLA
noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.
"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "
" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.
"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "
" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "
by PurpleTantrum August 18, 2021
Get the gash granola mug.a pejorative term for heterosexual males. The word "gash" meaning vagina and the term "picker" being what heterosexual males tend to pick said "gash" with. The term can also be pejorative to females, regardless of sexual orientation, although that depends. The term was first coined by a London queen, who for the sake of this definition we shall call RVS, after he bitch slapped someone who had called him a fag. He then proceeded to call that person a "fucking gash picker"
by Destati October 16, 2012
Get the gash picker mug.I was crawling the curb, lookin' for se hoes and then my gash handler called me and came up with goods.
by Haggisface December 8, 2012
Get the Gash handler mug.1. Term to describe vaginas from Victorian England during the industrialization period when smog was prevalent and there were many ladies of the night walking the streets.
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Was researching photography in Victorian England when I came across some early pornography, there was smog gash everywhere!
by Paddy Mashdown November 22, 2011
Get the Smog Gash mug.When the female has reached a certain point in her monthly cycle, the vagina begins to leak blood, skin, hair etc. This can sometimes be 'splashed' on innocent dances or members of the public.
by Ewwww Fanny September 4, 2011
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"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"
"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"
Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length
by Zolasflick August 10, 2017
Get the gash wand mug.The term used to describe a pulsating, throbbing sensation throughout the female genitalia predominately felt within the flap region usually accompanied by vaginal secretions eg. moistness/ self lubrication and typically occurs when a female is particularly aroused and looking for the D.
Britney: Omg watching Lindon play basketball is giving me the biggest gash throb
Whitney: I know right! My va jay jay feels like it’s hungry and needs to be fed.
Whitney: I know right! My va jay jay feels like it’s hungry and needs to be fed.
by Trixxymixxy March 8, 2019
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