Garage lettuce

Weed. The cannabis kind.

I had an ice cold bowl of garage lettuce just now.

by Jaker17 January 20, 2023

Air Garage

The part of the body where gas builds up, but hasn't yet travelled far enough to be expelled from the asshole.

"Damn bruh, I'm tryna focus on this conversation but I can't 'cause my air garage is full."

by sheloves96 January 31, 2023

Garage Hangout

A hangout that takes place on the top of a parking garage

Let’s go to the Garage Hangout this Wednesday! It will be a great opportunity to get to know everyone!

by MK:P February 5, 2024

Garage Ornament

A car (usually a project-car) that has been sitting in the garage untouched for a long time.

“Is your car anywhere near running or is it another S chassis garage ornament”

by Tenngage July 14, 2023

garage band

A band that calls themselves hardcore, only plays in a garage and on the street. Their 1 single fan is a fire hydrant.

Talking fire hydrant: HeY
random guy: Wat
Talking fire hydrant: have you heard of insert band name here? They are so great!
1 concert of said band later...
random guy: HeY
random guy's friend: Wat
random guy: insert band name here... went to their concert with a fire hydrant... What a garage band!

by moleonneck April 24, 2023

Garage Sale

Badly prolapsed asshole. I mean... they are all bad. So... worse?

Let's put it in the garage sale.

I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.

by penis exhalation October 19, 2019

Close your garage door

No... Like seriously close that shit

Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door

by ThatThiccWhale December 4, 2020