Gage

Loves a blow out

Wow, gage is blown out again

by trampbar123 November 22, 2021

Gage

Usually a man with a very large penis who is excellent at rowing, gets “too many bitches to handle

Stranger- “who’s that absolute chad with the 9inch shlong?!”
Literally any female- “oh my gaaawd, it’s Gage!”

by President. Jinping November 21, 2021

Gage

someone who is very GAY. If anyone named Gage is straight, they’re lying. sorry, i don’t make the rules.

yo that kid gage is so homo no doubt about it

by 69crackwhore69 October 26, 2019

gage

Gage Borrozo more importantly has a big d

GAge said "ere one day closer to christmas then we were yesterday"

by chaseisab*tch December 16, 2020

Gage

Gage sucks ass, ngl he has a massive cock tho, his bestfriends name is Ryan (usually sounds like Brian) Likes someone WAY out of his league

Whos that?
Oh that's just Gage
He sucks ass

by Gage Cormier November 6, 2020

Gage

The name Gage means "a valued object deposited as a guarantee of good faith." However this only applies to people who don't put their own name on urban dictionary, in this sense Gage means some lonely redditor that puts in urban dictionary and makes the definition "Oh GaGe Is SoMeOnE wHo Is ThE bEsT fOr AnY gIrL aNd HaS a HuGe CoCk" .

Kyle: Hey did you invite GAGE to the party?
Gauge: No, when I walked into his room he was shirtless with reddit on one screen and urban dictionary on the other.
Kyle: Oh why was he on urban?
Gauge: Well when I got closer he was putting in a definition for his name
Kyle: .... ok what's so bad about tha-
Gauge: The thing is he put it as a guy is the most tallest most wonderful man a girl could ever meet with the largest cock around
Gauge: Isnt GAGE 5'6 and a dick while at the same time weighing 400 pounds?

by Not-a-gay-guy298 January 7, 2021

Gage Brown

The sexiest man with the biggest dong of all time, everyone adores this man

I love Gage Brown!

by Gage Brown January 22, 2021