epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.

After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.

by zee ubernator April 21, 2009

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Epic Emery

Guy who has a big hallow melon as a head

i was playing basketball only to realize i was only slapping epic emerys head
i was carving a pumpkin and i was actually cutting his head open

by its spanking day January 17, 2020

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epic bao

equal to or greater than an epic fail

EPIC BAO

by derpityhurrr February 21, 2011

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backflip epic

A word when you don’t know what to say

Guy1: yo dude how’s it going!

Guy2: … backflip epic

by Toastermerp May 27, 2023

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epic letdown

Losing your fantasy football game on Monday Night to a player who has a career day.

Chelsey had an Epic Letdown when Stephan Diggs scored three touchdowns on Monday Night Football

by greenpriviledge December 29, 2020

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the best ever gaming moment yes😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 like the epic thing right where pc gaming yes yooooo aaaa example robox mincraf MOGUS like A look triangle in the letter and 2 sticks at bottom kinda look sussy :flushed:

konny: im want do a job
dude: ok man what job
konny: kock epic gamr yay
dude: god chose yay god

by Arandomstupidperson April 30, 2021

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