crook

a crook is the same thing as a dirty chink. think about, slanted eyed, straight fucking crook.

omg look at that crook over there tryna kill the rabbit for some din din.

by Shane Hicks July 9, 2025

Crooks County

Rooks County Kansas. The last guard holding hell from pouring out onto earth. The ones that slip through are held here by the few that are able to live amongst the flik flak flakes. We are the front lines, in the trenches, overrun yet able to contain all the evil in one district...the 9th. You name it, it is here or it has happened. No eye is batted. As we rise, they fall. It is the final hour. We will Plieger it out.

Only in Crooks County.

by Always the Phatz August 15, 2025

Crooking

The art of simultaneously cruising and cooking. To be moving fast but smoothly, while intentionally building toward a peak moment, major success, or great performance.

"Yo guys I am crooking right now as we are opening these Grand Archive packs"

by Orginal_Sly_Fox November 28, 2025

Crooked

When a genetically born male participated in a TikTok trend and the end result is them throwing ass all over the camera

Dude did you see John’s new TikTok he’s crooked

by Leshaun Dinglenutt III December 5, 2025

Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.

“I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.

by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.

I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.

by Jizzñe____007 June 7, 2024