Cleveland Sunrise

A situation whereby one wakes up to puke after a heavy night of drinking only to find an unflushed turd in the toilet and pukes in it anyway.

I woke up to a Cleveland Sunrise this morning but it's ok, I used that shit spackled toilet bowl as inspiration.

by Free Candy Inside September 14, 2019

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Cleveland deeker

A car full of chill people eating chill Swedish fish and talking about questionable sex acts

"Wow Gretchen that Cleveland deeker over there is so hot"

by TheFireBringer March 18, 2017

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Cleveland Baited

To fake a Chris McCoy.

Dude, you totally thought I was about to Chris McCoy you. Get Cleveland baited!

by Brother Rice High School November 28, 2017

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1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.

2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.

3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.

Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?

Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.

Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!

Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.

Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?

Maria: Who?

by The Unbeatable King December 10, 2017

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