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Bro-Blocker

That girl from The Summer I Turned Pretty is a Bro-Blocker
by Cloudybedroom August 11, 2023
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Cock blocker

A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.
During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1
by Hoze_b August 31, 2023
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bronchial blocker

A device which can be inserted down a tracheal tube after tracheal intubation so as to block off the right or left main bronchus of the lungs in order to be able to achieve a controlled one sided ventilation of the lungs in thoracic surgery.
Using a bronchial blocker that blocks something that helps you, helps you?
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
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High blocker

One who ruins your high after you’ve smoked a fat bowl.
When someone ruins your good time they are a “high blocker
by Danny2879 October 22, 2022
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Hater Blockers

Sick ass shades derived in the early 2000's. With plastic thick lines covering the wearers eyes to bock the the haters not the sun.
Hey nice Hater blockers, you totally look super cool.
by Summarooni May 21, 2022
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Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.
My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.
by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021
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Cock blocker

When you don’t help your friend(s) out for your other friend
“Hey ky your a cock blocker for not pmo with your friend” 🤷🏾
by Lol kidd February 22, 2021
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