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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.
If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 20, 2023
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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

What has 2 legs and bleeds? is a conversation between ghost and soap. In mw2 how do you want me to explain ths further
by nigga of 1800 January 1, 2024
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Bleeding out

Man, these days I'm really bleeding out .
by _Scarlett October 8, 2023
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Melt into the bleeding time

Disappear completely, dissolve into nothing.
It was time to leave the party, to melt into the bleeding time.
by FullDip October 10, 2023
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my eyes are bleeding

when you see something that is so horrible, like gacha heat.
person1: Hey person2 look at this video!

person2: what the fuck is this

person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!

person2: my eyes are bleeding
by aggressivefart May 4, 2022
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bleed those

Means like I’ll hit that or I’ll fuck it
by Woody.1k November 11, 2022
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