cutoff account

A secret account managed by someone, often made without the knowledge of one's general friends. Typically created on a game.

Joe: "I just found Bertie's cutoff account"

by UDRejuvenator June 24, 2023

Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".

Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.

“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account”

by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023

Accountability Partner

Bro with whom you share porn.

My Accountability Partner Tyler just sent me some horney librarian links.

by Lawnboy November 8, 2023

Outdoor Accountant

An accountant is usually an indoor type, therefore is not accustomed to the outdoor world. In times of crisis an accountant, when doing a shit job, will be banished to the outdoors to live amongst the wilder.

Didn't you hear? Kyle was that shite at work, I heard he's now an outdoor accountant..

by baaailelleee January 26, 2024

from Accounting, don't worry about him

with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.

"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"

by yt_graystillployy February 2, 2024

Hollywood Accounting

A series of shady, unconventional accounting practices Hollywood studios use to convert financial successes in the entertainment industry into financial losses. This is done to avoid paying taxes, royalties, and profit-sharing for a project.

"Hey Disney, this movie I starred in made over $1.3 billion at the box office. Why haven't I gotten any cut of revenue?"
"Oh, no one told you? That movie lost $23 million, we can't pay you anything."
"Hey, you were engaging in Hollywood Accounting, weren't you?!"

by jojo_03 February 10, 2024