Accountant

A code for sex work. Porn, prostitution, online video

Nobody asks you any questions if you say you are an accountant

by The most awesome person EVER August 2, 2021

Create Google Account

what 12 year old's do for every different site...

"CREATE GOOGLE ACCOUNT!? THIS IS THE THIRD ONE IN THE SPAN OF 10 MINUTES."

by IMadeThisAccountJustForThissss August 14, 2021

joint change account

When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.

"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."

by libidinouslogophilia September 23, 2013

Skunk Account

A alternate or smurf account in an online game which is higher ranked or has achieved greater success than the owners primary account.

Fuck yeah I'm diamond! Wait a minute that was on my skunk account ... I'm still platinum on my main. Skunk account why you no real account?!?

by Aciesethos June 29, 2011

account stalking

When you or someone else goes through a persons posts out of obsession, boredom, or suspicion

Me:We're you account stalking me?
You:no I was just going through your old posts

by AuroraTheSluttyBitch July 26, 2017

Private account

Can you ah check if that accounts private

Can you ahhh check it the tot guys account is private (private account is a gay person)

by Uejbeheu August 16, 2017

key account manager

someone who holds the keys to the company doors

guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager

by qubic December 17, 2018