Ashton

Is a fat asshole who can’t do a single thing right

Man that dude is such a Ashton

by Thekiller246 June 2, 2020

Ashton

A annoying girl with no sense of humor or friends. She is normally ran over and back stabbed.

Girl: Hey have you met that Ashton girl?
Boy: Ew no why would I ?!

by Kay_Altman June 4, 2020

ashton gaulter

Fat bitch, who plays victim while fucking 10 other guys while saying she loves you. Her natural habitat is in the McDonald’s drive through or in a randoms bed fucking for a place to sleep. Beware of this fat bitch she tends to use her racist daddy who is a Sheriff to get you charged and harassed. You want to stay away, while thinking you’re fucking for free you’re not and should get checked for stds fast

Ashton gaulter is a whore

Ashton gaulter is a tire biter

by Joey Joseph John June 15, 2020

Ashton

A piece of shit

Don’t be an Ashton

by Thajjsheehjdhdjdd October 6, 2020

Ashton Barbour

a bulldog zebra pants mcgee eating grass in her natural habitat very gay and doesnt know anything

ashton barbour a bull dog

by bulldog barbour November 30, 2011

Ashton Fuckcher

Having sex with a hot milf, while secretley pretending it's Ashton Kutcher, everyone's favourite man crush.

Person 1: Dude, I totally fucked your mummy last night in her gaping wizard sleeve.

Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting

Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.

Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.

by WaxCrayon March 11, 2011

Ashtonism

When referencing any debaucherous activity when one knows the right choice but consistently chooses otherwise....

I was going to call a cab after drinking, but I had an ashtonism and decided to drive home myself.....and not stop at sheetz

by Bigsexy8404 October 20, 2023