When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.
“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”
by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022
Get the Two Poos mug.a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately
Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
by anonymous April 3, 2022
Get the Two pot night mug.Sally: “Hey you’ve been up for weeks on that tweak!? Why?!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!
Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!
Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!
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