The mexican current

The sexual act of having someone shit on your arm

“Whats that smell”
“My girl gave me the mexican current earlier”

by babycrusher April 13, 2020

Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.

-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.

-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream

by Lazuras1986 November 16, 2020

Mexican Breakfast

When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.

"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"

by Rim Tobbs November 22, 2020

Mexican

A Mexican is a mutilated cow giving birth to a bee

Bro did you see that Mexican back there?

Yeah did you see the bee hanging out of its ass?

by CagedLemons23 February 21, 2020

Mexican Whiplash

When you take your erect penis and smack a female in the face with it before being felicitated.

I gave that bitch mexican whiplash and she got a black eye.

by tristan cone March 1, 2020

Mexican Neighbour

Covering your hands in jalapeño or hot sauce before masturbating.

Juan quickly finished preparing his burrito and made sure to cover his hands in hot sauce before giving himself a Mexican Neighbour.

by vTK March 17, 2020

Hot Mexican sauce

When you have a particular beef with someone or when people have drama between each other.

Teena: So you guys have Hot Mexican sauce between yourselves??

Roshan: Yea.... it's not so great Inas is being a real bitch

by Va11needHumor March 17, 2020