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Rule 35

Rule 35 is the fact that, if it's exists, it has and fnf mod, or it will eventually have an fnf mod.
"Is there rule 35 of a table?"
"Yeah."
"What about stairs?"
"That too."
by Omari_35 June 14, 2022
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Larkin's Rule

If a piece of political art is so confusing and you can't ascertain the meaning, it is the artist's fetish art and they obviously get off to it daily
I have no idea what Ben Garrison is saying in his latest piece, I'm invoking Larkin's Rule
by Getting Too Old June 16, 2022
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Rule 34

The 34th rule of the internet: If it exists there’s porn of it. “If there’s not, start uploading!”
1: Yo do you know if there’s any ____ porn?
2: yeah, it’s on Rule 34.
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Rule 20

The principle of this rule is that if it exists, doesn’t exist, or can be conceived by human mind, there will always be someone else offend by whatever it is.
Person 1: “I love eating pizza dude it’s my favorite food.”

Offended Person: “wow, I just can’t believe you, your not even Italian you can’t compliment pizza if your not Italian you racist scum”

Person 1: “it’s a fucking slice of pizza my guy, you’re a prime example of rule 20”
by Book_Of_ Rules June 24, 2022
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Rule 34

Rule 34 is the 34th rule of the internet. It says "If it exists, there is porn of it." Rule34.xxx is the largest collection of porn on Earth, and its slogan is Rule 34. Some keywords actually do not have art, such as THICC_KOMALA_(Pokemon).
"Hey man, I looked at Rule 34 last night."
"You're only 13."
"So?"
"FBI OPEN UP YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR JERKING OFF TO LOPUNNY"
"OH SHIIIIIIIIT"
"WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"
"NOOOOO"
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Rules

by ProfessorBowser July 2, 2022
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The Golden Rule

Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.
Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:

You are here

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What you're doing

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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇

Petard hoisting

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Golden rule
That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery

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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "
by Hym Iam August 9, 2022
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