Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Ducky Two Shoes

A duck that tries to be impressive.

I seen a ducky two shoes when I went to the pond.

by Baylien Culture March 19, 2022

Two Face

A cat that has 2 "halves" of a face. They have 2 different colors on their face and makes it look like they have half of a mask or sock on. Some humans may seem like your friend but their not. Half of the face is sassy and the other face may be cute or look upset.

My "Two Face" cat looks cute from one side of her face but the other side looks sassy.

by Cats for life. March 22, 2022

Slave bracelet and two stiletto knives

Survival on a cross
Use the leather and studs to survive crucifix and wiggle free threw the pierced leather carry own nails for aesthetic.

The slave bracelet and two stiletto knives is essentially edc

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Two flys smashed

You have no worth or your worthless

Man dat boy ain’t worth two flys smashed

Or

Man q ain’t worth two flys smashed

by Kenken10 January 29, 2022

Two

Two is a number that follows one and precedes three. In exponential form, it is written as two to the first power.

There are two people at the concert so far.

by Isaac Pennachi February 6, 2022

Two Arm Stinky

The aftermath of spending the night of the bachelor party with the inflatable bonkin’ sheep

Jason ditched us and ended up with a two arm stinky

by Jenvoyant February 10, 2022