Eckstein Middle School

Have fucken fun here. Everyone that has walked within a 50 meter radius requires a stomach pump and 4 years of physical therapy, and 8 of mental therapy. Every single girl here is either white and says the dreaded n-word, or are black and record themselves giving dudes top in the fucking bathrooms. Speaking of, don't go. They're full of retards vaping, or jacking off, rarely it's used as the glorious shit-palace it should be. And it's full of people using their phones cuz of the retarded ass phone rules.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.

Anon: God, please let me leave this fuckass school.
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!

by #1 Kanye Meatrider December 5, 2023

Rundlett Middle School

A middle school in concord nh that makes me want to jump off a building

Rundlett middle school is a school in concord nh that is really bad

by GhostIsADemon666 December 12, 2023

Valley Center Middle School

The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran

-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds

-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week

-free chocolate milk 😌

If you’re searching Valley Center middle school you can probably relate 🫃

by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023

Middle school

Where kids think they’re grown for learning how babies are made

Middle school child: I know how babies are made
Underpaid staff: 😐

by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023

Colonial Middle School

istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)

me: I like colonial middle school
you: that’s a lie

by peepee222 July 5, 2023

Middle School Bully(ing)

A person who, or the act of, not wanting someone to be at a party that you’re also attending

Dan doesn’t want Cally at the party? That’s the equivalent of Middle School Bully(ing)

by Backstabbed Mcgee July 6, 2023

Miami Springs Middle School

A school where there's a lot of drug addicts, wannabe gangsters, annoying nerdy kids, and RHLM fanatics, the school with the best fights, riots, and snacks being sold, vapes, weed, etc. when you join this school, you automatically become an RHLM fan or a wannabe gangster.

Jacob: Yo you heard David joined Miami Springs Middle School
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.

by thpseudonym July 8, 2023