Law of Deliveries

Anytime you're waiting on something to be delivered, it will be late or take longer. (Watched pot never boils).

I'm tracking my order but the law of deliveries has taken it. No idea when it'll get here.

by Mastertexan July 24, 2024

distant-relative-in-law

1- Distant-relative's spouse.
2- Spouse's distant-relative.

Distant-relative-in-law.

by Folqa July 24, 2024

co-distant-relative-in-law

Spouse's distant-relative's spouse.

Co-distant-relative-in-law.

by Folqa July 24, 2024

Cokie's Law

The axiom that says the press can't pass judgment about anything once it's "out there," regardless of whether or not what's "out there" is true.

Whether the V.P. candidate had sex with a couch or not, Cokie's Law requires the Sunday shows to treat it as fact.

by Moribund B. Houseplant July 25, 2024

mother-in-law

Spouse's mother.

mother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

father-in-law

Spouse's father.

father-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

parent-in-law

Spouse's parent.

parent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024