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Eat Couch

When your fucking a girl doggystyle on the couch and her face is on the cushions.
"Face in the pillow, ass up, I made her eat couch" 🎶

From the song
Eat Couch - by Hit-Boy & Spank Nitti James
by TRSN91 August 5, 2025
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National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.
Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”
by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025
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Eat Avelyns Buhh

Eating bluehairs buhh
imma eat avelyns buhh
by IHATEDUMBBLACKNlGGERS August 18, 2025
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Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself
1“Do the dishes
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”
by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025
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National eat in class day

Hi
Kyle: *grabs snack* Teacher: Kyle stop eating your snack! Kyle: it's national eat in class day!
by August21 September 10, 2025
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eating boxspring

Dude, Jessica is the best at eating boxspring. She goes down on that shit like a munch.
by springeater September 11, 2025
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