Alex

A man who has a creepy obsession with blonde girls. Commonly goes by SP (Small Puppy), and he loves his wawa (water). His special party trick is making girls fall asleep on his chest. His biceps are known to women and sexy men as thing 1 and thing 2. He is an avid creatine user, and his preferred method of ingestion is snorting it. His weaknesses vary from alcohol, marijuana, the sauna, tobacco products, girls, blonde girls, girls with blue eyes, and any girls at all.

Hey, go save that blonde girl from Alex before she falls asleep on his chest.

by Double Beef Smith December 8, 2025

Alex

Alex, a name commonly used to call someone named Alex. It can also be used to call someone a lazy ass nigger faggot

Look at Alex! His name is alex

Alex is such an alex

by alexraper67 December 9, 2025

Alex

Commonly pronounced Jaleks or Kaleks in certain regions, also called Retard or Reaturd.

Alex the retard, Hey !

by Eddz184 December 10, 2025

ALEX

Alex is a very sexy man or woman who you have sexual desires (very kinky) for even tho they will probably reject you and call you disgusting (but you like it, since your probably into that), stems for the attraction for the minecraft character

Ohhh, he’s an Alex for he’s making me bust all over myself

by MENNNNNNahhhhhhh~ December 25, 2025

Acid Alex

The pioneer of psychedelic photography. He is known world wide within the photography community as a menace. Acid Alex once ate my ass like there was a check at the end of it. All my homies worship Acid Alex.

Acid Alex took my pictures and tossed my salad.

by PhatPussyQueen November 22, 2021

Alex

The most amazing person ever. Maybe you don’t remember but you owe Alex $500, please send Alex his money via Zelle since he refuses to get Venmo. Send the money now.

Send Alex his money

by Alex.epm November 22, 2021

Alex-Sandra

Alex-Sandra is a total bad ass. She's so sweet she literally couldn't hurt anyone, she's protective and caring. She's equally beautiful outside and out! Her taste in snacks are weird and a little childish to be honest but she makes up for it by always ordering the best take out. Alex-Sandra can seem shy but will suprise you as you get to know her. Her crazy side will make you like her even more. Always down to play games and have a good time! Her favorite subject of conversation is anything cat related or criticizing people's clothing. She's so pretty and stylish so it's only fair. Alex-Sandra is the best kinda friend you could wish for!

Alex-Sandra looks hot tonight

by Camrat November 22, 2021