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Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.
Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*
by Cryphippus December 27, 2024
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LET THEM EAT CAKE

And when the Queen heard that the poor of Paris could not even buy bread, she said LET THEM EAT CAKE
by UNIVERSAL THREAT January 7, 2025
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eats more than caes

When something is so good, it eats so if something eats more than caeso (a YouTuber) then it eats a lot.
Eg. Wow your oufit eats more than caeso.
by Lululemon girl January 14, 2025
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eats more than caseoh

When something ‘eats’ it’s really good. Caseoh (the gif) (an YouTuber) eats lots of food so when something eats more than caseoh it ‘eats’ a lot aka is really really good.
Eg. Your outfit eats more than caseoh!
by Lululemon girl January 14, 2025
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Eat ass

An eat ass isn't just the act of analingus, while it can be that also.

An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
Wife: Hey honey, come to bed now, tell your mates to go home.

Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.

7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
by Treppar January 16, 2025
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Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.
I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025
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