Chocolate

A treat made out of cocoa

You fell for it...

YOU: CHOCOLATE IS MADE OUT OF COCOA?
ME: NO SHIT SHERLOCK?!

by Girly Deffinitions April 22, 2017

Chocolate Rain

Similar to a golden shower, Chocolate Rain is when black people have diahreeha all over each other.

We gave this bitch a gnarly chocolate rain in my kitty pool the other day. It's gonna stank up the backyard for a month!

by Uh... Steve April 23, 2017

Chocolate Farmer

Someone who eats a LOT of arse

He's so full of shit he must have been eating it. What a chocolate farmer

by Thomas T Titwank May 4, 2017

Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.

That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017

chocolate ice burg

A shit so massive the top pokes out of the water similar to an ice burg that wrecked the Titanic but made of shit instead of ice and it wrecks your anus.

I need to eat more fiber I just dropped the biggest chocolate ice burg.

by Beef Swellington May 19, 2017

Chocolate steak

Shit dick or a dick covered in feces after sex.

After Billy and I were done he asked if I wanted his chocolate steak, but I said it always leaves me a horrible after taste.

by MercMika May 27, 2017

chocolate squats

Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk

Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!

Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.

by CR1986 June 6, 2017