may 23

The day you should give alisha squishmallows

its may 23rd

so?

give alisha squishmallows

by ghost... October 1, 2023

May 13th

Guys show their dicks

Sarah: RYAN YK WHAT DAY IT IS??? IT'S MAY 13TH!!

Ryan: Fine..

(The reason I made this cause guys on here are weird and horny for girls and so I guess its time for them to give back to us)

by Twice_official October 3, 2023

May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

by mythofcake October 4, 2023

dit me may

fuck your mom in vietnamese

"dit me may Thai", "dit me may Francis"

by alexandeurtwentyfive July 11, 2023

May hart the fart

My besteee

May hart the fart is the best

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 20, 2023

this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023

May 18

May 18 is the day you celebrate Haitian Flag Day🇭🇹.
Happy Haitian Flag Day to all my Zoes🇭🇹.

Katie: Isn't today May 18?
Amy: Yup its Haitian Flag Day🇭🇹.

by CaribbeanGyalis August 1, 2023