virginia milk dud

When having anal sex, and you have a pierced penis(works best with the Prince Albert) making sure to churn that stinky doody hole real good, then pull out briskly leaving a milk dud like ball off poopie stuck in the ring. Then make your partner suck the poop off the end off it.

I fucked this chick in the ass the other day and gave her a Virginia milk dud

by Thrust torso September 15, 2021

Hot Milk Hour

A time after 12 am that you expose your friends for weird things they do, or a lie that they just told.

Friend 1: Why did you just tell them I pee my bed?

Friend 2: because it’s hot milk hour.

by Sakuraii September 18, 2021

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.

The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

by Ao10110 September 27, 2021

Milk Radius

The time it takes a fresh carton of milk to reach it's expiration date.

Guy 1: Hey can I have a glass of milk?
Guy 2: No Guy 1, my milk has reached its milk radius

by UHaveTheBigGay September 28, 2021

Milked Orange

A handsome young feller who happens to currently be having sex with your dad. He also dabbles in the fine arts of boxing and guitar playing. Although he still will have sex with your dad even if he is playing guitar

“Wow this Milked Orange guy is really cool and good at playing guitar, I’d so let him have sex with my dad”

by Poopy McFarklesnuff September 29, 2021

Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

by saucyg October 2, 2021

shrimp milk

Recurring payments from the dumb unknown by them.

Jay is rich from all that jtv shrimp milk.

by anonymous February 16, 2022