A man who has a creepy obsession with blonde girls. Commonly goes by SP (Small Puppy), and he loves his wawa (water). His special party trick is making girls fall asleep on his chest. His biceps are known to women and sexy men as thing 1 and thing 2. He is an avid creatine user, and his preferred method of ingestion is snorting it. His weaknesses vary from alcohol, marijuana, the sauna, tobacco products, girls, blonde girls, girls with blue eyes, and any girls at all.
by Double Beef Smith December 8, 2025
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“Bro I can’t believe I pulled The Alex at this year’s homecoming. I didn’t think Justin could steal her out of everybody.”
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