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Glossy Taco

A term for a glossy top coat on nail polish created by simplynailogical (💿The holo queen! 💿👑)
Now let’s put a glossy taco on that shit!
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Cold Taco

Sex act whereby a female inserts ice cubes in her vagina and tops it off with hot sauce, preferably Cholula. Then the male inserts his penis into the prepared cold taco.
Dude, Hailey gave me a wicked cold taco last night. My dick still zinging.
by Sockratease June 19, 2019
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Taco Fail

A more appropriate name for every 20 year old drunk or stoned college student's favorite 3am fast food spot (i.e. Taco Bell)
Guy#1: We're going to Taco Fail, want to come with us?
Guy#2: No thanks, I like my asshole intact
by ELEVENTHKNIGHT February 28, 2019
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walking taco

when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking
thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco
by greenecounty April 23, 2019
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Coachella Taco

A woman's vagina after intercourse at Coachella (following a major outbreak of genital herpes at Coachella 2019).
"The doctor said I had herpes! I can't believe this...last time I had sex was at Coachella!"

"Looks like you ordered that Coachella Taco!"
by Courtneylius April 26, 2019
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Taco

Something we all know that boi got for free.
It's from a vine lmao

"Hey how much did u pay for dat taco??"
"Aye you know dis bois gots his free taco."
*falls*
Who can say where the road goes

Where the day goes
by ME:)))) April 30, 2019
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French Taco

A French Taco is when you bend your partner over the couch and have him or her shit taco bell out while you use your tongue to push it back in repeatedly.
Yo, Bro! Kyle gave heather a French taco last night.
by PussyKiller696968 May 1, 2019
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