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Murphy's Law of shaving

You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!
One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.
by QuacksO March 15, 2025
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Sherali's Law

In the event a drink or drinks are left at a hosts house for longer than three moons, it is expected the host inherits ownership of the liquor and shan't be returned to the guest upon next arrival.
"Lachie has left his half drunk bottle of Bundy here from last weekend, do you think he'd mind if I poured one?"
"Go for it mate. He knows Sherali's Law."
by Kedacted March 25, 2025
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Jamo’s Law

Everything has a little bit of squish to it.
Damn bro, you obey Jamo’s Law perfectly
by MoistureGorilla March 26, 2025
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Lincoln law

If person or persons have vast amount of wood next to where they reside then woodpile must be finished before persons or person is asked to vacate the premises
Squatters were asked to vacate premises by police and they said they couldn't cuz Lincoln law is in effect
by White Rider March 26, 2025
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Meza Law Group

A group of global top tier kick ass lawyers that will have your back until the end!!

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RedTape's Law

If it exists, there is a Twitter user who is offended by it.

Alternatively known as Rule 35 of the internet.
"Man why is Twitter filled with a bunch of snowflakes?"
"RedTape's Law."
by Redtape____ November 23, 2021
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Jasper’s law

The law that things that don’t have names and don’t necessarily need names will spawn unnecessary names.
Jasper’s law is a prime example of Jasper’s law.
by TheRebel2187 May 17, 2023
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