Rule 99

Hitler’s law

If it exists, Hitler has reacted to it (most likely the Downfall version of Hitler)

See also: Rule 99.9

If he has not yet reacted to it, he will

Videos or gifs of Hitler reacting to memes and pop culture that came into existence over 70 years after the fall of the Third Reich which in any event would have absolutely no relevance to an unhinged tyrant watching his world collapse around him is a perfect example of rule 99

Hitler reacts to the new Call of Duty - textbook rule 99

by Alex-2598 February 25, 2021

kindergarten rules

i’ll show you mine if you show me yours first

boy: “you wanna trade pics?”
girl : “kindergarten rules?”

boy: “bet”

by tnaiycloolre February 26, 2021

Rule 31

The girlfriend of a bro is not allowed to spend a birthday alone without partying, no matter what!

My girlfriend tried to break Rule 31

by Rulebook February 26, 2021

discord rule day

on this day (march 11th) all rules in a discord server are enforced twice as strictly, breaking a rule will result in TWO warning and will be treated as if you broke the rule twice.

me: GUYS DONT GO ON DISCORD TOMORROW

everyone: why

me: DISCORD RULE DAY IS TOMORROW

everyone: P A N I C

by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021

discord anti rule day

on this day (march 12th), the day after discord rule day, all rules are enforced only half as strictly and a user must break the rule twice to be warned for it.

me: REJOICE, DISCORD RULE DAY IS OVER

everyone: YAY

me: IT IS NOW DISCORD ANTI RULE DAY, LET US ABUSE

everyone: YES

by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021

The question rule

If two people ask each other questions the person that was asked first has to answer first

-Do you like pizza?
-Do you?
-I asked you first
-Oh youre right
*Thinking: damn that was smart*
Due to the question rule they have to answer first

by SwagCutie March 10, 2021

social justice two-way expectation rule

An ethical rule that states that before an individual can start calling out other people for making discriminatory comments or performing biased actions against minorities, the individual must first acknowledge and deal with their own implicit and explicit biases, as well as effectively manage their emotions, so they can lead by example. This includes recognizing biases that are not typically viewed as being part of social justice. (That means you must confront biases like Privilege of the Living and Political Identity Privilege.) It is recommended that when calling someone out over biased comments or behavior that you try to so in a calm and polite manner, so they are less likely to feel attacked, and to avoid supporting the stereotypes about social justice supporters spread by some far-right wing political commentators. Basically, if you expect other people to listen to you and change their behavior in order to be less biased, then you have to be willing to deal with your own biases and privilege and control your emotions.

The social justice two-way expectation rule is an important ethical responsibility for any person considering standing up to discrimination, because if you don’t deal with your own biases first, then a lot of people will ignore you due to the fact you don’t practice what you preach. Failing to deal with your biases prior to calling someone out can also negatively impact the views of social justice in other people as they may see the movement as being just being all talk, without producing any real results.

by Vanguard 1998 March 12, 2021