chocolate octopus

Getting ruthlessly gang banged by 8 black guys in an unruling orgy

Brooke brown caught the chocolate octopus after leavkng the rave

by Pelvis powerranger January 8, 2018

Hot Chocolate

You proceed to take a wet, dripping shit on your hand and masturbate, covering your dick with the feces. After doing so, take your shit covered dick and shove it down your victims throat.

Your mom loves my Hot Chocolate! She said so with her mouth full!

by The candyman January 9, 2018

Chocolate Goggles

When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.

I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!

Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!

by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018

Chocolate Dubloon

When two or more twinks complete anal palpation, copulation, or really any other kind of ass play.

MMM.. Kevin can I have your chocolate dubloon.

by KEVINSACUNT March 31, 2017

chocolate stove

Having sex with a fat sex asian.

I cant belive you left the club to jave some chocolate stove

by Dubbydub April 15, 2017

chocolate covered pretzel

A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.

She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 17, 2017

Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.

The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".

by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017