The Rules of Being Tall

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time

Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice

by TheExtraName February 10, 2021

Rule 34

Rule 34 is an internet fanart of pornography

“I saw that one Minecraft YouTuber dream on rule 34

by not1day February 13, 2021

The 8 year rule

The 8 year rule is when you can date your friend's ex but only after 8 years

Cain is dating his best friends former love but it’s ok because he is following the 8 year rule .

by Realniggawiz February 14, 2021

The Unspoken Rules Of Society

The Unspoken Rules Of Society are a bunch of rules only elite members of Society know. Some of the rules are: Never drink water out of a mug, rule number 11, never drink hot cocoa out of a regular cup, rule number 10, and rule number 12, never have a brighter ceiling light and a lamp on at the same time.

" Hey! That LOSER is drinking water out of a mug! He's breaking rule number 11 of The Unspoken Rules Of Society!"

by an_absolute_idiot February 22, 2021

Fused Pizza Rule

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice

This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half

by Chili Bobsleds. February 23, 2021

The Rules

It's yes now

Bro it's not my fault, It's The Rules

by The Darkest One February 24, 2021

Rule #1

Never get your meat where you get your bread

As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies

by goodhood14513 February 25, 2021