May 28th

National flash your Bf day, please him 😇

"it's may 28th, time to flash me"

by misredemption May 28, 2025

May 29

On 29th of May a red head girl has to send a booty pic to their tall guy friend.

She sent me her booty on May 29

by DeletedWonder May 28, 2025

May 30

Taylor Swift independence day!

Taylor Swift purchased all her master recordings and announced she has the rights to all of her music, photos, videos literally everything on May 30, 2025.

by girlidk May 30, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

lace may

slur against people who adore mike shinoda weirdly

“omg that dude is so obsessed with mike shinoda hes such a lace may!!”

by chesterbsjackdanielspint41 June 3, 2025

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

mais

this is a person who is funny and likes to be active. they like to do sports like soccer and others. this person is very gullible as they forgive very easily. but beware, they may become evil at night. when it turns dawn they turn into the alpha. gr 🐺

Person : Hey Mais!!
Mais : 🐺🐺

by daleenie November 23, 2023