Zoo Date

A person who has lots of pets that they leave in the room while they have sex. The pets are comfortable enough with the mingling that crawl around and on the bodies, and may even play with hanging body parts.

She better get those claws clipped soon. My balls are always bloody after our zoo dates.

by Old Man Duffy November 27, 2017

elephant zoo

Something you send to someone to break the ice with a cute bartender. Hoping she likes you

I told my favorite bartender elephant zoo. Now I have her number.

by Lonely God December 1, 2017

Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.

Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.

by TonyTheTampon July 15, 2017

Zoo juice

Questionable stains, spots, or substances of an unknown origin found in your home that are blamed on your pets.

What’s that nasty shit on your pillowcase? Man, it’s probably zoo juice.

by FerReally January 16, 2020

ross park zoo stare

A phrase unique to the Binghamton New York area, meaning to stare at someone with awe, horror, and fascination, all at the same time.

"Don't look at me with that Ross Park Zoo Stare"

by HalfBlaked97 January 31, 2020

Da zoo

A suburban city in Illinois

We in town might slide to da zoo

by Thatjay April 26, 2020

Zoo

A group of minorities; a trap house (Used often in Chicago, believed to be originated from Chief Keef and Fredo Santana)

“Aye foenem, imma pick up the zoo n shlide to the crib”
“Merch”

by Melancholy Ali February 14, 2020