captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by anonymous March 31, 2021

Dumple

The indentation made by the bellybutton of an overweight person when they wear a t-shirt that is a little too tight. Typically accompanies love handles.

Dimple + Dumpy = Dumple

by Sweaty Teddy June 16, 2011

Dumpling

shanell is a dumpling

dumpling ass bitch

by shanellthedumpling March 5, 2023

Scottish Dumplings

When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex

Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping

by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023

Soup Dumplings

Someone who craves the ass, licking and kissing the anal, a lot of tongue is involved. They would much rather have soup dumplings.

That Texas baddie eats up soup dumplings, she claims to not be hungry, but slurps up the soup

by Texasbaddie1 January 7, 2024

Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.

Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!

by Punky K January 21, 2024

Norfolk Dumpling

Do come yew hair abed and atwin tha sheets anonicking howsomever alonga slummockin great mawther do yew git all claggy an muckwash like a claggy dumpling on the Food Network

“Lend us a lug did me an mine abed a’smornin make a gret claggy Norfolk Dumpling atwin tha sheets tha’s a rum un”

by chirate February 5, 2024