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Jungle connection

1. Having such bad weather wireless service connection that you can’t hear the other person at all and/or you experience major delays in gameplay and lag.
Player 1: Yo yo! What’s up with this jungle connection ?
Player 2: I don’t know, but it ain’t me!
by LLN91 September 4, 2021
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DOGGONE CONNECTION

It is necessity of ULTIMATE PROTECTION for DEVOTED KIND MUTUAL LOVE domestic pet owners.

The diminishment of the belief in GOD by the SUBSTANTIVE ATHIESTS.

Get the message your FUTURE PEER GROUP.
Hey DORITHEA "how are you today?" I am fine and "what is your DOG'S name! , HOBIE, " so DOROTHEA , given her DOGGONE CONNECTION her name would be , " DOROTHEA HOBIE" which as you know is CATCHY TWO TOO TO YA.

Hey ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FATHER HOPE , PREIST CHARLIE AND NUN JANICE as well as that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN all these ASSHOLES committing PEDERASTY and I will VEHEMENTLY relate to you there is no DOGGONE CONNECTION as can't you here see for YOURSELF!!!!

Look understand FUCKMATE BITCH ANAL ALAN as your name is SHIT ASSH0LE and you are nothing but a SQUIRT as your DOGGONE CONNECTION makes you a back alley HO.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
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Slut Connection

When girls (or guys) become close friends because of their similar slutty activites and attitudes. Usually this bond is made stonger because they know there will be no judgement.
"Jessica and Sammy have been best friends ever since they found out they both like to hook up with random people!"
"yeah thats a slut connection for you."
by slutfriend1 November 11, 2011
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French Connectioned

Literally "fucked" following the company initials FCUK ie. French Connection UK.
Phil: I owe that Albanian gangster £500 and I have to pay it back by tonight. .
Ian: Man, you're totally French Connectioned!
by mickeyboygee October 7, 2011
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trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect.

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.
Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
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when some one really, really hates you.
by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018
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Cock connection

Two friends who banged the same guy
I realized I had a cock connection with my friend who had sex with the same tinder guy.
by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017
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no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn
by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017
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