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Coonanus Stretching

The practice of stretching one's anus to accommodate a racoon
"The racoon can squeeze into a space of just 6 inches, with proper Coonanus stretching you could house a raccoon up your bum"
by Teslanotthecar April 23, 2021
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Stretch

The final straight section of the track leading to the finish line
Hummer Bummer in the lead , Wiggly Doodle close behind and gaining - winding round the bend , Hummer Bummer still leading into the stretch.
by Super Booper May 7, 2021
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shift and stretch

An inside joke between me and my best friend, Ariel. Its when your sitting down and you become aroused, you shift your body around a bit and stretch your arms over your head. If anyone else knows whatever the Hell your doing, smile evilly!
*Sees Benji and Joel close*...*shift stretch*
by Guitarded Me January 14, 2004
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Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.
When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.
by Truruuus January 28, 2022
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cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight
“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily
by giantballslover February 8, 2022
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Stretch Neck

A stretch neck is someone who has a very long and unnatural neck.
"Ew, do you see that Stretch Neck over there?"
"ya, its nasty"
by John the Window Licker June 22, 2021
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Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.
My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.
by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024
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