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Caleb's Shlong

a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.
"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence
by webbybutter January 2, 2023
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Shlong

My shlong burns when i put it in acid
by my ass itches very much April 26, 2024
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sHlong

Keep playing with me I'ma hit you with sHlong.
by Prøblemz6k May 21, 2024
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Magnum Shlong

Noun: A penis so magnificent and glorious its hard to look at.
by DaddyLobster69 November 26, 2021
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shlong noggin

'Oh, don't be such a shlong noggin!'
by Bigmac2121 December 1, 2021
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Shlong

A long ass dick that swings between ur legs
Tiffany: woah ur shlong is massive

Tyrone: how’d u get in my house
by Guy with a shlong March 22, 2024
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