by Intimidatingwang August 4, 2020
Get the So Long Schlong mug.You hardly ever see a schlong that is bigger than a head, unless it's made of rubber. That must have happened for a reason.
If you've watched a porno before, you notice you dont see a schlong larger than a head. Most guys are not 10 foot tall avatars, avatars might have schlongs larger than a human head.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
Get the Schlong mug.When you use a word you think you know the definition to, but you actually don’t, however you use it anyway because it just sounds right. Later to find out it has the definition of something non-related.
Me: Wow, that guy has a rather large schlong! Friend: Are you talking about his nose? Me: Obviously! Friend: You mean, he has a large schnoz, right? That was a schlong moment!
by Tisdonym October 13, 2020
Get the Schlong moment mug.A big ass juicy horse dong that’s unnecessary for any human being. Very unnaturally large. One could say it’s very slangin’
Nothing compares to my massive schlong
by ThatoneleprechaunGandalf October 13, 2020
Get the Schlong mug.by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020
Get the Trumpet Schlong mug.by MasterBlasterTrailBoss July 27, 2022
Get the Schlonging mug.A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!
by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022
Get the King Kong Schlong mug.