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Release the Kraken

Insinuating that you're about to drop a mother load of info that will either completely blow your mind, piss someone off, or make someone upset in a regretful way that makes you actually want to open a bottle of Kraken instead.
Example 1: Jenny hears Bertha talking about something scandalous that's making her nervous because she's about to lose something dear to her. Jenny then falls off the wagon unexpectedly, and says, "Sorry Bertha, but I'm about to release the Kraken." Then she tells Bertha about facts she overheard or knows. Bertha then has a sudden heart attack and dies.

Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.
by BWitched January 8, 2022
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released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".
If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.
by QuacksO April 4, 2022
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100 floors releases

Advertisement for global residency building becoming 100 floors by 2121
Google Play store ha those 100 floors releases
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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non-release

A release of a song or album that is released but that doesn't feel like a real release. For example, remixes or remastered albums...
That "Live from Disco Rodea, Raleigh, NC? June 12th, 2005" album by the Pixies is such a non-release.
by schruggy.xyz February 11, 2022
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apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents

a antonym for the fortnite balls song, kills anybody who is sussy
mohammedontavious: fortnite balls im ga-. chingchongman: apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents. mohammedontavious: *dies of death cutely*
by Sussy God September 22, 2021
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The Release Video

A short 3 minute video released by Laila Holmes that she made to explain why she left her friends for half of the summer. The video contains 3 parts. The 1st part stating that she's back and why she left. The 2nd part on what made it hard to come back (Recovery and Relapse Phase). And the 3rd part being The Last Straw/The Hard Truth which talks about what really made her decide to come back into the world.
The Release Video really explains why she left for most of the summer.
by amazingbeats.w July 25, 2021
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Release

A release is the act of ejaculating.
Bro I haven't released in so long, let's friendly!
by GBT and GBJ August 4, 2021
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