Insinuating that you're about to drop a mother load of info that will either completely blow your mind, piss someone off, or make someone upset in a regretful way that makes you actually want to open a bottle of Kraken instead.
Example 1: Jenny hears Bertha talking about something scandalous that's making her nervous because she's about to lose something dear to her. Jenny then falls off the wagon unexpectedly, and says, "Sorry Bertha, but I'm about to release the Kraken." Then she tells Bertha about facts she overheard or knows. Bertha then has a sudden heart attack and dies.
Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.
Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.
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If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.
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Get the apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents mug.A short 3 minute video released by Laila Holmes that she made to explain why she left her friends for half of the summer. The video contains 3 parts. The 1st part stating that she's back and why she left. The 2nd part on what made it hard to come back (Recovery and Relapse Phase). And the 3rd part being The Last Straw/The Hard Truth which talks about what really made her decide to come back into the world.
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