rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

Rub it out

Never mind, forget about it.

Rub it out I found what I need.

by Sdrawdenor June 21, 2022

Rubbing cheese

Two lesbians with yeast infections performing sexual acts.

I bet those two were rubbing cheese last night.

by Shaunaldmcdnald April 30, 2022

Dirty Rubs

A whole lot of friction down there. Also known as outercourse.

See also Rubs Merchant

Alastair loves to welsome new friends by giving them dirty rubs.

by Alastair February 25, 2004

stub rub

the irritation that occurs in one's pubic region from walking around for an extended period of time 1-2 days after shaving.

Damn, this underwear is giving me horrible stub rub.

by katelover13 November 1, 2010

gummy rub

A 'gummy rub' is when a (usually old) lady or gentleman removes his or her false teeth and gives a (usually younger) gentleman oral pleasure.

This phrase could idealy be used in the following situations -
'What did you get up to last night Charles?'
'ah, not much - me old land lady came round and gave me a gummy rub... not bad for a pensioner!'
Or -
'alright luv, fancy giving me a gummy rub?'
or -
'I gave this youngster a 'gummy rub' last night but he was really small, not really worth it!'

by PinkNicky June 5, 2007

E-Rub

Wanking off to electronic pictures or porn.

Snapchat is great for an e-rub.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019