Air pods privilege

When you own airpods but don't use them
Air pods owner: can u turn that down? Its really loud
Non air pods owner: no sry i dont own airpods
Air pods owner: thats fine,... Can u maybe just use ur headset instead?
Non air pods owner: ok we get it... U own air pods

Im coming out of the closet! Im homosexual. I love my new air pods privilege

by Leonprinz November 3, 2020

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monkey privilege

When your girlfriend gets the privilege to climb you like a monkey

I gave my girlfriend the monkey privilege

by Theejaculator October 5, 2020

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privileged piss

When someone without a disability uses the handicap stall in the bathroom, purely because it’s larger than the other stalls.

My friend was taking a privileged piss yesterday when someone in a wheelchair came into the bathroom. She felt terrible when she got out of the stall.

by kyaat October 11, 2017

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Destroyer privilege

Privilege that only applies to destroyers, commonly used to circumvent any kind of critisism or negativity.

"Wow, he got hit by a mechanic... Oh, sorry, I didn't realize your destroyer privilege."
"Destroyer privilege."

by Catowl October 13, 2017

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Privilege point

Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:

If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4

Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).

Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.

Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.

by TorChimp May 22, 2017

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Sheep Privilege

Gaining a positive status from blind conformity, and "just following orders." Doing what any authority figure says without question, and being taken for granted due to it. Having people in power use you as a positive example to address nonconformity.

My younger brother has sheep privilege over the fact that no one patronizes him over minor issues.

by Goldendoodle1996 June 6, 2017

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