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snap a plank

Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank
Dude ,I snapped a plank and clogged your toilet . I need to snap a plank.
by BigNiggaDingDong March 20, 2023
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Planking

(A posture assumed on an escalator, in which the forearms are rested upon the moving rail, and the ankles to the parallel rail. The body appears as if it is a board stretched across the escalator on the way down, or up. This resembling a wooden board (a plank) stretched across the rails. The goal is to position the body as straight as possible, and utilize ones upper and lower body strength to this advantage.

Variations:

(1) "Planking to Hell": When the act is performed on the downward moving escalator.
(2) "Planking to Heaven": When the act is performed on the upward moving escalator
(3) "Ride the Plank!": The act of encouraging another to go planking.
"Dude we should totally hit the mall and go planking."
"I give that planking a 6/10."
"She was literally planking, I'm surprised the mall cop didn't kick her out!"
"Ride the plank, scumbag!"
by DeityDurg January 31, 2023
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Happy plank day

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.
by ilikeoneshot October 9, 2023
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Man Plank

A man plank is when a group of friends embark on a wild adventure in Edinburgh. An adventure that usually ends up with them lying on top of one another in a plank like formation. Erections touching rectums.
Gaz loved the man plank. It was the best time of the year.
by CraigEvansEmbo January 9, 2024
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thomas the plank engine

a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently
some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:

akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2023
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plank time

smallest possible time that science NOW can handle
its the speed of light in vacuum passing one plank volume
errrrrrrrrr there are more plank time in one second than how many second since the big bang started
by QSXDRFVGYHNJI November 22, 2021
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plank kink

yo you got a plank kink??
by swagmf420 July 21, 2021
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