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Pedophile

Pedophiles are sexy human beans with large penis
by Isuckmymumzztoes April 25, 2023
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Pedophile

I'm not a pedophile
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Pedophile

This person is a pedophile because they are married to a short woman.

Oh my god, you’re literally a pedophile,” says the Twitter muncher to the person talking about shaving their legs.
by Grabmebythesantahat December 9, 2023
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Closeted Pedophile

A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.
person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.

person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
by PissingNShitting December 17, 2023
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Pedophile

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Hey did you know a pedophile is someone who likes people under 18, usually children
by MangledNutsack December 29, 2022
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pedophile

a adult who should be in jail because they couldn’t keep they’re woohoos in at the water park
yeah he was a pedophile. Fucking everyone’s children
by Audrey’s sie July 3, 2023
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Pedophile

A disgusting person (which is even worse when they commit sexual crimes against minors) who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children.
Person 1: Hey did you hear? Mike turned out to be a pedophile!

Person 2: Ew fucking disgusting. Wish I was NEVER his friend.
by NahREAL July 18, 2023
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