crackage package

Butt cheeks, rump, flesh of the buttocks, flapper.

Don’t look at my crackage package.

by Burkey Turkey January 3, 2021

the WARHAMMER PACKAGE

Noun

A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.

Normally causes many injuries to your partner

Tom: hey so my GF found out that I have the WARHAMMER PACKAGE and now she can't walk right.

DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.

How long were you fucking here?

Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?

DOC:. That explains a lot.

by Goodboy_with_badwords May 22, 2021

Oversized Package

A man dick that is insanely huge and may (or may not 😉) have trouble entering a woman’s vagina because of its massive size

“This is an oversized package now miss.” A man says as he sticks his dick in her vagina, usually followed by intense moaning and screaming

by iliketotalkaboutsex May 8, 2021

Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms

Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me

by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024

Sustainable Packaging

When pizza from a fast food chain comes in a cardboard box, but the pizza itself tastes like cardboard, too.

"With the way Dominoes makes their pizza, it feels like they're trying to implement sustainable packaging."

by ShinAkumaa December 13, 2025

Wacky Packages

a series of humorous trading cards featuring parodies of consumer products. The cards were produced by Topps beginning in 1967, first in die-cut, then in peel-and-stick sticker format. There were 16 series produced between 1973 and 1977, with some reprints and several new series released up to the present day.

The very first Wacky Packages series was produced in 1967 and featured 44 die-cut cards that were made to be punched out, licked on the back and stuck to surfaces

by Wendysfg May 26, 2023

Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 1, 2024