hyperdermic needle

A syringe filled wif caffeine and/or sugar syrup, to make someone tense 'n' jittery when injected.

A lot of children and teenagers are so wired dat it's as if they took shots from a hyperdermic needle!

by QuacksO April 3, 2024

Needle fest

A dry wedding hosted by addicts

Hey are you going to that needle fest tomorrow

by Cat cakes April 19, 2024

Polishing the needle

When jack is at home playing madden and he gets the urge to go grab the lotion

Jack stop polishing the needle and come hang out with us!

by neeedleford May 6, 2024

Hay in the Needle Stack

The hunt for an essential item that IS already hard enough to find on its own, but ALSO in a situation with dire consequences if the wrong item is taken and/or the item isn't found in time.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.

"In front of you are one thousand buttons. One will disarm the nuke. All the others will set it off. You have five minutes."
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"

by The_Epicness9000 March 17, 2024

Canadian Needle

A sexual act where a man shits liquid diarrhea into a thin ice rod mold, freezes it, and then starts to sound with it until it breaks inside his urethra. Then he masturbates until blood, diarrhea, and semen all come out simultaneously when he finally ejaculates.

John-
"Do you want to come to my house? Everybody is going to do the Canadian needle!"

by Übermach February 4, 2026