smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

hank on a glass

A small insect on the outside of a frosted beer glass

Hank on a glass was on my glass all night

by Sparky120 January 5, 2017

Hanks

A lost love or Mitten either left or right.
Attributed to the American actor comedian Tom Hanks and his fascination with a lost glove or mitten and posting a photo of it on social media with a sincere anecdote.

I saw a lost Hanks on the way to the store and somebody was taking a photo of it...it was very peculiar.

by White_65 January 25, 2017

Hanks

- a synonym for daddy; the embodiment of God. He has an infectious laugh and will laugh at anything when he is stoned. You should never leave any snacks, candy, desserts out overnight while with him, as all of it will disappear by tomorrow morning.

"Hanks, you ate the whole box of chocolates and I had one morsel"
"Ceased and deceased, Hanks."

by fr33kilyn33kily November 22, 2021

Hank Hill Special

The act of finishing in your partners bum which immediately makes them lose control of bodily functions.

I gave that woman the Hank Hill Special cumb shid and fard everywhere.

by banjo26 November 9, 2021

Colin Hanks

He is a dilf. His dad is Tom Hanks.

Omg I love Colin Hanks, he's so hot.

by johnnyknoxvilleshoe September 8, 2021

Clark Conner Hanks

The sexiest man in the multiverse.

Oh did hear about Clark Conner Hanks. Dude is a stud.

by [e-mail] September 8, 2021